The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
During a business meeting yesterday, someone asked me about my background. So I told him about my education, career, family, hopes and dreams. Turns out he was asking about what was behind me on our Zoom call.
Legendary composer Jim Steinman has died at the age of 73... One of his biggest hits was "Dead Ringer for Love" a duet by Meat Loaf and Cher. Making the video for the song took weeks, as Cher's working hours were strictly regulated due to most of her being under 18
I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, "You're look like a lobster.""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?" I asked.He said, "No, you're just really ugly."
Carp is about to hit the fan. That's right, I'm going fishing in a helicopter!
LPT: After a bad break up, do 10 things that your ex would never do with you. You'll feel better and realize how much of yourself was being held back. She would never do a threesome with me. Is it possible now
Why Do Accountants Make Good Lovers? They’re great with figures.
I had to buy our dog flowers because I accidentally called him our old dog’s name.
An Indian family went into self quarantine after eating lunch at their English friend’s house as they couldn’t taste anything.
Sean Connery had fallen on hard times. His work had completely dried up. Then one day out of the blue his agent rang and said "Sean, I've got a job for you. It starts tomorrow, you've got to get there early, for 10'ish." Sean frowned "For 10'ish? But I havent even got a racket!"
Why do you use a cart to golf instead of a car? Because you'll need a tee
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race? It ended in a tie.
A father looks at his son after losing his first tooth. “Now that you’ve lost your first tooth, son, what have you learned?” “Never interrupt you again while you’re talking”
I asked my Hindu friend whether he plans to evacuate for Hurricane Florence. He said, Na-ama-ste.
What are a kidnapper’s favorite shoes? White Vans
my brain is like an overclocked cpu it runs 2000 fps for a couple seconds then melts