The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
My wife said, “You weren’t even listening, were you?” And I thought, “that’s a pretty weird way to start a conversation.”
Blind man walks into a shopping mall Picks up his lead dog by the leash and starts spinning over his head. Security: ah, sir, what are you doing?Blind man: nothing, why? Just looking around.
My grandson Edit: please go easy on this joke - my 15 year old daughter made it.
When I was in college I went to a fortune teller and she told me that if I stay in school and get my degree I will be making a ridiculous amount of money Turns out she was right! Now I work as a crossing guard.
Mick and Paddy are reading head stones at a nearby cemetery. Mick says," Crikey! There's a bloke here who was 152!"Paddy says, "What's his name?"Mick replies, "Miles, from London."