The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What is a Russian's favorite month? Soviet march.
I thought I spilled coffee all over my keyboard. My keyboard still works fine except one key. The spill was under control.
Fun fact: You can’t breathe correctly while smiling Just kidding, I made you smile 🙂
I accidentally broke two of my dad's Queen CDs. Now I want to break three.
As a child I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive. Luckily my older brother told me about it.
You might be a redneck if... You keep swiping right on your Ancestry DNA matches
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia? A clitortise
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells.
What is a ghost's favourite yoghurt flavour? Boooooooberry
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you? An iWitness.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'