The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
A slice of apple pie costs $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
It's not been made public, but Robert De Niro recently became the father of a boy called Tom. Apparently, he almost spoke his first word the other day.De Niro asked him, "You talking, Tommy?"
Man: "I've always had this absurd feeling that I'm a cartoon character" Psychologist: "That's a rather unusual mental state... How long have you felt this way?"Man: "Ever since I was an outline..."
Thank you weight loss surgeons What you do takes guts.
I heard that Kelly McGillis won’t be returning for Top Gun 2. Guess which other Top Gun actor won’t have a cameo in the sequel? Goose.
John Cena's full name is "John Felix Anthony Cena Jr." Didn't see that one coming.
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.
Mother In Law A husband and wife had a fight.Wife called her mom: He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.Mom: No dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!
What’s the difference between a jumper and a sweater? A sweater doesn’t go splat after falling 40 stories...
What did the policeman say to his stomach? You’re under a vest.