The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I heard a local shoe store was doing a promo to increase sales. Buy one, get another one free.
I had to throw out all of my danish currency I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus
It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?"The baby mosquito replied, "It went great, everyone was clapping for me!"
A pig, a dog, and a sheep are sitting at a table. A plate of 20 biscuits are served. The pig grabs 19 and says to the dog: “Watch out, that sheep wants to take your biscuit.”
My friend fell sick because he couldn't pay his water bills.... I hope he gets Well soon!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'
How many paranoids does it take to change a light bulb? Who wants to know?
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.'
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.