The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Why did the tailor get fired? He wasn’t a good fit.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
Have a daughter named after my mother in law Passive-Agressive Psycho turns 5 next week