The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I'm starting a group to play basketball and then discuss philosophy It's called "shoot first, ask questions later"
Research shows that facial tattoos completely eliminate certain forms of anxiety For example, you'll never need to worry about finding a job
Just got back from my trip to Iran It was a blast!
How does a brown-noser clean their mask? They shake the sh*t out of it!
One single day is all I lasted as a Mailman. Turned up on time in my shiny new uniform, was handed a letter and thought to myself.. .. this isn't for me.
You know what the scientists always say to build up resistance to distractions and channel nature Ohmmmmmmmmmmmm
John was the best liver surgeon in his hospital. I guess you could say he always de-livered.
My dad rewards me when I earn a good report card, but any “C”s are punished with unbearable dad-jokes. He likes to call it the carrot and schtick method of parenting.
I once went out with a girl who had really bad eczema on her chest... She had a cracking pair of tits.
Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask "Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur? Jurassic Pork.
A preschool teacher is teaching a student basic geography Teacher: "what state do you live in?"Student: "denial."
Tchaikovsky, you cannot use instruments of war as musical instruments Tchaikovsky: I cannon I will
Time files when you're having fun Meanwhile one frog to another, "Times fun when you're having flies"
I looked her up and down and said girl your looking fine Then she pulled out a penis that was twice the size of mine