The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
A beloved cartoon artist was found dead in their home today Officers state that the details are sketchy
Two Jewish kids are fighting, one throws ash on the other. The other says:"Don't get your parents involved"
My half Native American friend Les tried to teach me to rain dance, but we could only ever muster a light mist... I guess I'm just going to have to make dew with Les.
Did you hear about the politician that ran out of ideas? I told him he's probably constipated, and drinking a cup of coffee should get the shit flowing again.
Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?-Rob DenBleyker
What musical instrument is usually found in the bathroom? Tuba Toothpaste
What's black, and white, and OBVIOUSLY belongs in NeverLand? Pan, duh.