The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.'
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call a coupon-using vampire? Suckers for deals!
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.'
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.