The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A known and loved goverment official is going car to car The whole of congress has been captured and terrorists are threatening to douse them in gasoline and burn them if we don't fork over $10,000,000,000The man hands him a 10 and asks how much people donate on average.Roughly a gallon was his reply.
My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results... ... speak for themselves
I suggested to my missus that I was her birthday present. She said she hoped I kept the receipt.
A cemetery raises its costs and blames it on the cost of living Indeed a grave situation
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe...
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!
At the job interview, they asked me, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I told him, "I think we'll still be using mirrors in five years."
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
What do witches ask for at a hotel? Broom service.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
What do you call a flying priest? A bird of pray.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.