The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did it take John Rhys-Davies so long to get married? Bad dates.
Breaking News: Putin orders full investigation and promises severe punishment for whoever poisoned opposition politician Navalny... insufficiently.
Why can't a computer play tennis? server unavailable
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen. Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.It was a brief case.
Did you hear about the dinosaur that couldn't stop coughing? It was a bronchitisaurus.
If you make 10 drawings, you’re not an artist And if you cook 10 meals, you’re not a chefBut if you kill ONE person...
Why did the horny rebellion only last two minutes? Because everyone came
Why did the hen share her crayons with the rooster? So the cock could doodle too
9 and 5 walk into a haunted house... 9 leans over and whispers "I'm squared."5 laughs and replies "I'm not, that would be irrational."
What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping? My zipper.
I was finishing an apple and I nearly chipped a tooth on it. It was pretty hardcore.
TIL that singing will scare bears. You just have to be a bearatone.
What is a question word. That's grammatically true.
I bought a warehouse full of soup stock Now I'm a bouillonaire
And the world breathed a big sigh of relief... The USA decided to invade the USA this year, leaving everyone else safe