The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
Clothes, but no cigar.
When the grocery store checker asks me if I want my milk in a bag, I say no, I’d rather keep it in the carton.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
A smart cop, a dumb cop and cinderella walk down the street and see a dropped coin on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb cop; because Cinderella and a smart cop exist only in stories.
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
Why does PETA love K-pop? They’ve always been huge fans of youth in asia (euthanasia)
What did grandma say to the old fountain? You aged well!
"Mum, how do you spell clitoris?" "I don’t know darling, ask your dad, it was on the tip of his tongue this morning"
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding! She got mad and said she is never playing Scrabble with me again!
I was at the hospital and I walked into a surgeon’s office “Can I help you?” He asked. “I keep thinking that I’m a moth.” I replied. “You probably want a Psychiatrist for that.”“Yeah, I know.”He looked confused. “Then why are you here?”“The light was on.”