The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did Jesus never play hockey? He was always more of a Lacrosse guy.
Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city? He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
A Statistician is playing darts The first dart veers wildly to the left. The second dart veers wildly to the right. The statistician exclaims, "bullseye!"
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Girl, are you the secant of angle Z? Cuz you sure are sec(Z)
What do you call a canadian enchilada? A centimeter-alada
The Inca people were one of the few who ever mastered hunting with owls, much like traditional falconry. Legend says they learned calls to communicate with the intelligent birds, even to the point of planning attack strategies ahead of time. And that's where we get the term Inca-hoots.
My dad asked how is the letter a like a flower because a “b” comes after it
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers? No, but I’ll wrestle you for them.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?