The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it!
How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers! "I wanna be Beethoven," said Stallone."I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis."What about you, Arnie?" they asked....
What did Santa say to his wife when she gave him a private dance? Make it reindeer!- Credit to my brother
Be careful when you’re trying to get laid with a mermaid She might have crabs.
MTV turns 40 this year. Thanks for 14 years of music.