The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little whine.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.