The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.