The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I accidentally wore a red shirt to Target. tldr, I'm covering for Gary this weekend.
Today, my wife was told by the pediatrician that our 18 month old son isn’t talking much because he doesn’t want to. I could’ve told her that.
The house just voted to decriminalize marijuana and Oregon recently decriminalized hard drugs. It looks like drugs is winning the war on drugs.
I got a talking Dr. Oz doll! You press the button and it goes *Quack Quack Quack.*
The Tortoise challenged the Hare The Tortoise said “race you home!”The Hare began sprinting. The Tortoise retracted into his shell.
What is the population of Brazil? I’d say about a Brazilian people or so
What do Smash Mouth do in Physics class? Sum bodies
The devil whispered in my ear you aren’t good enough, you’ll never amount to anything..... I whispered back, at least I didn’t lose my golden fiddle to some hillbilly in Georgia.
A teacher asks her class what their favourite letter is. A boy at the back puts up his hand and says "G". The teacher says, "Why is that Angus?"
As a child I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive. Luckily my older brother told me about it.
Back in my day, I could go to the store with a dollar and come back with a bag of chips and a comic book. Now, they've got cameras
What do you call a man named David without an ID? Dav.
What did the juicer say to the orange during self-quarantine? Can't wait to squeeze you!
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.