The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My grandma is kind of like the Chinese government. Visitors only see the nice china.
My dad told me this joke, I'm very sorry What did the Chimney say to his son?You are too young to smoke
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
Did you hear about the nurse who was chewed out by the doctor because she was absent without gauze?
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.