The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the library. Me and my buddy Terrell went down to the local library the other day.He said, "I wonder if the have any colored printers."I replied, "Geeze, Terrell, it's 2021, use whatever printer you want."
Don't forget to tip your server, that's what they always say... But then I got fired from the Google Datacenter.
When my Great Grandfather died they cremated his body but kept his toupee. It is considered a family hairloom.
What does a stoner do when he sees a space man? He parks in it, man.
My new sweater had a problem with static so I returned it. They gave me a new one free of charge.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
What do you call a belt made of watches?' 'A waist of time.'
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.'
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.