The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why were the utensils stuck together? They were spooning.
Can February March? No, but April May!'
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1