The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!