The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What was Iran called before it was formed in 1979? Running.
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.