The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why can’t you trust a balloon? It’s full of hot air
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What's the worst thing about going up the stairs behind someone? The ascent. (Ass-scent)Thanks to my daughter for that one.
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!