The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
What do you call an impotent baseball player? Two balls and a strike.
[In a courtroom] Judge: Did you feel guilty at the time? Accused: No I didn’t, your honour. Guilty: Yes he did, your honour. That’s why I pressed charges against him.
Reporter: "This local man is suffering with a disease that causes holes to suddenly appear on his body." "Tonight, on the 6PM news, he opens up about his problem."