The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
A detective story 11:45 - arrived at crime scene11:45 - Examined body. Signs of struggle11:45 - Found murder weapon in drain11:45 - Realised watch was broken
I found out my wife was having an affair with the butcher. I walked into his shop and said to him, "Who told you you could sleep with my wife?" He said, "Everybody."Rodney Dangerfield
Pink Fluff... What's pink and fluffy?Pink FluffWhat's Blue and Fluffy?Pink Fluff holding it's breath.(My niece told me this)
what do you call a fish that can dunk? swooshi !(proud of this one)
To all those people that say "age is just a number"... ...well you're wrong, it's just a word.
A guy walks into a seafood store carrying a crab, and he asked the owner, "Do you make crab cakes?" And the owner said, "Yes we do."...So the guy said, "Good because it's his birthday."
What's the best parting gift? A comb.
Marylanders: Do you know how to tell the difference between male and female Chesapeake blue crabs ? The female will tell you how to eat her.
What do you call a security guard outside of a Samsung store? Guardians of the Galaxy.
If skeletons could be any ruler from history, who would they be? Napoleon Bone-a-Part.
What runs around a baseball field but never moves? A fence.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
What did one hat say to the other?' 'Stay here! I'm going on ahead.'