The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
One friend complained to another, 'All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.' 'If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?' asked the second friend. 'I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.'
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
MIlk is the fastest liquid on earth. It's pasterized before you even see it!
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
My wife's gonna leave me because of a spelling mistake. I'm on a work trip and I just texted her "having a wonderful time, wish you were her."