The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My neighbor failed the entrance exam for butcher's school. He didn't make the cut.
Please settle an argument between me and my wife about whether it's ok to pee in the bath I think it's fine but my wife says I should wait until she's finished her bath
What music do mummies like? Wrap music.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
I named my dog “5 miles.' So that I could frequently say, “I am going to walk 5 miles now.'
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!
Why are fish so smart? They live in schools!