The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
I love dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.
Why can’t you eat Wookie meat? Because it’s too chewy…
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.
What do astronauts eat for protein? Launch Meat.
Why did the little strawberry cry? His mom was in a jam.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.