The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.
A guy turns up to a fancy dress party with nothing on but carrying a woman on his back, When the host opens the door he asks “this is supposed to be a fancy dress party, what have you come as!?”The guy replies “I’m a tortoise, this is Michelle”
What did Cinderella say while reading Biology? I hate Mitosis
What do you call a Mongolian dairy factory? A yogyurt
Invest on perfume businesses It just makes scents
How do you bring beer to perfect serving temperature by angrily yelling at it? I - SCOLD - BEER !
I had a Red Hot Chilli Peppers CD for 4 minutes and 43 seconds After hearing this one track, I decided to give it away give it away give it away now.
Just got back from my trip to Iran It was a blast!
My great grandfather have a heart of a lion, eye of an eagle, and.... A lifetime ban from the zoo
What do you call a therapist who moonlights as a prostitute? A cathartic thot.
It was my nieces birthday so I asked her mother what present I should get her. She said ‘you can’t really go wrong with Frozen stuff’. So I got her a bag of peas.
They always told me to put 5 colors on my plate to stay healthy. So how did I get diabetes on my M&M only diet?
Why do native Americans hate the month April? Because April showers bring may flowers.. and mayflowers bring the white people
Two Grains of Sand... Two grains of sand go on a trip to the beach. One says to the other, “Jesus, it’s crowded here!”
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'