The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. All the others are weekdays.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
Mom says I have no sense of direction, so I packed my bags and right.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
What do you call a penguin in the White House? Lost.
What kind of bird works on a construction site? A crane.
The butcher shouldn’t put the names of the cows on the packaging. I feel really bad eating good old Chuck.
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
Ya know I hear Iran has no Walmarts Only Targets.
What do lawyers and mosquitoes have in common? They're both blood sucking parasites.
Did you all know that cucumbers help with your memory? The last jail I was at a guy got one shoved up his ass and i am never gonna forget that!
birthday card I received from my brother...Forget about the past you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present... I didn't get you one.
What do you call summer camp for unvaccinated kids? Cemeteries.
What is the average internal body temperature of a Tauntaun Luke Warm