The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.
I was watching a fighting scene and I told my dad “I couldn’t jump that high if my life depended on it!” And my dad replied “but what if a bowl of ice cream depended on it?”
Former figure skater Michelle Kwan was caught by paparazzi, who took an unfortunate down-blouse pic. Nevertheless, it's a perfect example of both quality and Kwan titty.
What do they call an extra-large bottle of lube in Alabama? Family size
Why did the alien pre-emptively put perfume on before boarding the human spaceship? Because the ship had Musk written all over it
50 Shades He slowly but firmly grabs my throat. I try to say goodbye and I choke. I try to walk away and I stumble...'- 50 Shades of Macy Gray.
How do crabs get around on land? They use the sidewalk.
You have to be gentle with a bathroom tap Don’t faucet
I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?" "Jenny"
What dinosaur used boulders as toilet paper? Megasoreass