The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
I went to a really emotional wedding last week, even the cake was in tiers!
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
Today I’m attaching a light to the ceiling, but I’m afraid I’ll probably screw it up.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.