The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
The school phoned me today and said, "Your son's has been telling lies." I said, "Tell him, he's bloody good. I don't have any kids”
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Bill Cosby, Anthony Weiner and Harvey Weinstein walk into a bar Harvey says, "Hey Bill, buy me a drink!"Bill shouts back, "I don't know what role you're trying to offer me, but let's not involve Weiner..."
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll be back.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
Did you get your haircut?' No, I got them all cut.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
I had a great joke about COVID… but I don’t wanna spread it around.
Why can't a leopard hide? He's always spotted.
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.