The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
A buddy asked how many fish I caught. I told him it’s not polite to fish and tell.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
Me and the girlfriend went to the restaurant for the first time in ages. The Waiter said, I am sorry but we are so busy tonight.Would you mind waiting for a bit? I said no problem.He said well take these drinks to table. 10.
A customer walks into a bank... ...and tells the cashier: "Good morning. I've come to pay the final installment on the loan used to buy a baby stroller"Cashier: "That's wonderful. And how is the baby doing?"Customer: "I'm doing alright, thank you."
My parents are both mimes, but they’ve recently filed for divorce. They just don’t communicate.
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz
What did God say to all the animals during the Greaf Flood? Don't worry. I Noah guy
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don't turn it on.
Why did the bedding hide their relationship? They just wanted something pillow-key!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.