The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste. He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
Why does Trump always use a golf cart when golfing? Walking the course is far too taxing on him.
My dad has a brother named Robert I guess Bob's my uncle.
What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar.
A guy sees his mother in law riding a bicycle. "Where are you going?" he asks. "To the cemetery" she replies."And who is going to return the bike?"
I used to be an Uncle like you... ...Until I took an arrow to the niece.
Meeting with the eye surgeon is such a scam, I paid over $500 just for the consultation! And I still don't know who I'm seeing.
What did the Indian boy say to his parent before going into self isolation? Mumbai
What do you call a dad who has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle
You know the similarity between my brain and my laptop hard disk? Both are actively deleting memory and I can't figure out why
Today our leaders closed of the southern border preventing people from coming to our country for a better life a better education and much needed health care! As a Canadian I am outraged!
Your wife and daughter look like twins, my friend said. Well, I replied, they were separated at birth.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What do you call a bear that is missing his ears? B.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.