The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I fear for the calendar. It's days are numbered.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea. Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction.