The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
Why did the picture go to jail? He was framed.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.
You're at the mall when a security guard comes up to you. He (falsely) suspects you of attempted shoplifting.You try to explain to him that you're not, but he thinks you're getting aggressive and trying to resist arrest. He pulls out his taser.What happens next may shock you...
Yesterday, I tried to relive the 80s and play some Super Mario Bros. When they say you can never go back, turns out it's true. Mario just stops at the edge of the screen.
I’m crocheting some mittens for my daughter and the needlework is driving me mad. Oh well, it’s a labour of glove.
Is it safe to eat salad yet? It romaines to be seen.
Cops have released a statement on the discovery of "Glory Hole" in the bathrooms of a hugely prestigious college sorority house. Police are looking into it. And are preparing a probing investigation.
A boy goes to school with his kitten... ...the teacher asks the boy "Why did you bring your kitten to school today?" the boy replies, "I heard daddy yelling last night I'm going to eat that pussy. So I brought him hear to protect him."