The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don’t work.

I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.

TIL After Nigeria was unable to win any medals in this year's Olympics, the Nigerian Sports Minister personally offered to refund all the expenses of fans that traveled to Brazil He said he just needs their bank details and pin numbers to complete the transaction.

Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!

Imagine a group of scientists have forcibly tied you down and begun extracting thoughts directly from your brain for study. How should you react in this situation? Don’t stress too much. It’s just a thought experiment.

Somebody just threw a bottle of perfume at me Eau fuck.

My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. 'Sure,' I said. 'My door is always open.'

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.

My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.

My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.

My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'

I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.