The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Ever wondered why China doesn't have a baseball team? Because they ate all their bats.
I went to buy an Invisible Man comic yesterday. I couldn't see any.
The new book about Helen Keller is absolutely incredible! The audio book is absolutely unintelligible though.
What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character? The Count
Did you know? Did you know: A squirrel's brain actually increases in size during winter to remember where they buried their nuts....The technical term for it is post-nut clarity
Wife: Darling, let’s enjoy our weekend this week! Husband: Sounds good! Let’s meet on Monday.
How did the bodybuilding dinosaur die? Asteroid overdose!.......................... (a steroid overdose)
What do you call a guy who throws motorcycles? Hurley Davidson
Husband - My wife is missing. She went out yesterday and has not come home... *Police Sergeant*:What is her height?*Husband*:Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.*Sergeant*:Colour of eyes?*Husband*:Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.*Sergeant*:Colour of hair?*Husband*:Changes a couple times a ... read more
When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind? His ass.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming numbers... Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Dad, what is a cross-dresser? Ask your mother, he knows.