The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
"Did you get your haircut?" No, I got them all cut.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.