The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
What do you call a mom who turns into a dad? Transparent.
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
Why did the man get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
Why did the ram run over the cliff? He didn’t see the ewe turn.