The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I have a joke about hunting for fossils, but you probably wouldn’t dig it.
My nieces asked me to kill a wasp for them... I told the that that's a feature of "Uncle Premium" and their attitudes only get them the basic subscription!
Why did Trump push for Congress to change the national bird after seeing one get sick in a zoo? He hates ill eagles.
Why can't jokes be saved in a .csv file? Because they are comma delimited. (Comedy limited)
Guitar maker Fender has announced a new line of woodwind instruments Coming soon, the Saxofender.
A Catholic, a woman of color, a doctor, a Jew, and a rescue dog walk into the White House... This is where the joke already left.
What is Alabama's population size? Family size.
If you gathered up all the receipts from your wallet and organised them You would have a little book of why you're broke
A rotary phone asks his grandson how his first week at school was... "Terrible! I don't think I'll ever be a smart phone!""And why is that?""They're really putting me through the ringer!"It was a tough call to make, but the grandfather filled out an application and transferred him to another school over the hangup.
Why didn’t Han Solo enjoy his steak dinner? It was Chewie.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in.