The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark? ' I burst into tears—11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
What do you call a snake that loves building houses? A boa constructor.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I tried to get a smart car the other day but they sold out too fast. Why? I guess I'm just a bit slow.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.