The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Once I won..... Once I won the game, I threw the ball into the crowd, but apparently that's frowned upon when playing bowling.
My dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. He kept insisting we "be positive," but it's just so hard without him.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
My kid wants to invent a pencil with an eraser on each end, but I just don’t see the point.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime. He was charged in connection with battery.
I asked an employee at the bank if they had any specials or promotions on loans and she said "Yeah! Zero interest!" To which I responded, "Uhhhh, then can you maybe fuckin go find someone who's *interested* in helping me?"People can be so rude.
My parents are divorced, and my dad took it kinda hard I once asked him for an xbox, and he handed me a container of my mom's stuff.
Birthday gift mother in law My mother in law asked for her birthday ' something for in bath'. Too bad she didn't like my toaster...