The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What's blue and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts.
What do you get for spending four years with a bunch of virgins? A slice of blue cake!!!
What did the detective say when she discovered the toilet at the crime scene? Shit went down here.
Why did Mrs.Claus break up with Santa? Because he kept calling her a hoe hoe hoe
Two snails are sitting on the back of a turtle and one snail turns to the other and says "Hold on, friend. Here we go!"
A baby roach asks his dad what happens if they get sprayed with Raid. Papa Roach said, “Suffocation, no breathing.”
Two soldiers are in a tank. One says to the other, "Blubblublubblubblub."
What noises do witches make when they eat cereal? Snap, cackle and pop.
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.
What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose.