The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get called.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
Edward Snowden just joined Twitter. Almost immediately he got more followers than the NSA. Luckily for the NSA, they follow a lot more people than Snowden.
What do a therapist and a septic engineer have in common? They both get paid to deal with your shit.
What did the bra say to the hat at the end of the undergarment party? You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.