The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
Son: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses? Dad: No, have you seen my dad glasses?
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
Do you know the difference between a toilet and a pan? If you clicked to see the answer don’t ever ask me to eat at your place.
My niece did nothing with her life. She just sat in her womb all day.