The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
When a toddler reaches the "why?" stage, it's like opening a bottle of champagne—once it's uncorked, there's no going back.