The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I have a clean conscience - it's never been used.
I think it's a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that's just my two scents.
Without geometry life is pointless.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I lost an electron. Are you positive?
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
What brand of underwear do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
All vampires keep their money in a special place—the blood bank.
Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines.'
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.