The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter An irrelephant.
Why are there fences around cemetery’s Because everyone is dying to get in
Which city is the capital of food porn? Nuttingham
What did one John say to the other John? What’s the matter? You look flushed.
Why do sumo wrestlers avoid skydiving? Because a fat man falling to Japan is a bad idea
An Imperial Roman soldier was wounded on the battlefield. His life was saved when he was time traveled to the modern world to be hooked up to an IV. He asked, "What is that for?"
While I was cleaning the pool one hot day... I overheard my college daughter’s friend:Your dads hot!Daughter: really??I smiled Friend: I think he’s suffering heat stroke, you should tell him to get in the shade
I got caught trying to steal a hairpiece. There was a price toupee.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
My therapist told me I have problems with verbalising my emotions. Can’t say I’m suprised.